GitHub infuriates students by removing some models from free Copilot plan
Coding education may become a bit more challenging, but the economics lesson is free You don’t get what you don’t […]
Month: March 2026
Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years
Didn’t say why, but for once AI may not be the reason for a lost job Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen […]
AI Burning Man happens next week – here’s what The Register expects at GTC 2026
From Groq-ing about tokenomics to OpenClaw and the silicon that powers it, our predictions for the hottest ticket in town […]
Blustering Blackbeard’s PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds
Have you tried turning it on, never mind off and on again? On Call Arrr! How is it Friday already? […]
Openreach: Fiber can sniff out leaky water pipes – if anyone bothers fixing them
Distributed Acoustic Sensing tech uses broadband cables to pinpoint plumbing faults Openreach claims its fiber network infrastructure can detect leaks […]
Windows pays tribute to Britain’s creaking rail network with a BSOD
Grappling with UK trains will send humans into Recovery too sometimes Bork!Bork!Bork! Today we visit the south of England, where […]
Google rushes Chrome update fixing two zero-days already under attack
Skia graphics lib and V8 JavaScript engine brings browser’s tally of actively exploited bugs to three in 2026 Google has […]
NanoClaw latches onto Docker Sandboxes for safer AI agents
Take your YOLO and box it up exclusive NanoClaw, an open source agent platform, can now run inside Docker Sandboxes, […]
Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power
It wants ‘safe, cost effective, and rapid.’ We say: ‘Good, fast, cheap – you can have 2’ Britain’s government is […]
Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids’ IDs before booting
Age-verification laws target operating systems because apparently teenagers having root access is now a safeguarding crisis Opinion A new wave […]